How can I clear my felony record in one day?

I have an interview for a job as a security officer tomorrow afternoon.How can I clear my felony record in one day?
Uhhhhhhhhhh..........LOLHow can I clear my felony record in one day?
ha ha you lose
why did you bother to apply if you are a felon. You knew you could not get the job anyway
i know a way but you'd have to break many more to do it...and probably end up getting caught anyhows.
I can tell you how, but I won't because it highly illegal, and you will get caught because you have no clue whats going on.





So...let me get this straight...you work in law enforcement, are a baker, and now looking for a job as a paramedic, road paver operator, a security guard, and Breathalyzer operator? I haven't read any of your other questions, but I am sure they are just as made up as this one. You are making s*it up, and are a worthless human being. Get a life.
Nope. And weren't you the one that wanted to learn how to run a paver by tomorrow because you lied on your app. and told them you could?? Me thinks you are pulling our Y legs.
Not going to happen
find the felony and rip it, pinch it, then stomp on it, and then continue with setting it on fire and then no one will ever be the wiser
YOU CAN'T