I was arrested for prostitution 57 times. Can Obama help me clear my record? Or do he got bigga fish to fry?

cuz I need to get them fitty seven arrests offa my record.I was arrested for prostitution 57 times. Can Obama help me clear my record? Or do he got bigga fish to fry?
nope - you have to try a local twit to help you.I was arrested for prostitution 57 times. Can Obama help me clear my record? Or do he got bigga fish to fry?
You voted for yourself 6 times. Cheater!!!!

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actually, i doubt seriously you were arrested 57 times for prostitution. I also question your race and gender, your pic notwithstanding. To me, you sound like an old, gop, white guy, posting your ';questions'; to make obama look bad. All that said, i could, of course, be wrong, in which case, obama DOES have bigger things on his plate, like cleaning up the mess the bush regime has saddled america with.
Seems like you need your fish fried. Why on earth do you do your stuff out in the open? Aren`t there any alley ways you could do your business in? Don`t your John`s have any shame? Wait till night fall at least you`ll be hidden a little by darkness.





Maybe it`s time to move to another part of the country and start over with a clean start. Just don`t come to California, we have to many in your current occupation and you`ll get tempted again.
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Yayus, him gots bigga fish ta fry.





Is that what you wanted to hear?


And how you wanted it said?





Frankly, my dear, after looking at your profile picture, he probably -wisely- decided that frying a whale just wasn't a good thing to try... I mean, who WANTS to get a hernia?...so he 'passed' but he's found some smaller fish to fry: global warming, climate change, tobacco, health, understanding women, world peace, whirled peas, etc etc etc.


Jealous?





Need a crying towel? Ask any Republican, they're buying them by the train-load these days.


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Acting like someone you're not isn't funny or witty. It's called multiple personality disorder. That is all.
Apparently you voted for the fool. Shame on you. Hope he will run again, I enjoy moving targets ! ! ! ! !








2 points for the home team
57 arrests? 1 in every state, right?
obama wasn't a trial lawyer, maybe acorn can help you out.
You sound more like Heintz 57 ketchup a little drippy. I think I need a shot just answering this .
Work for duhh guverment and they might get it off. Good to see your out of jail and making your own money. Welfare suxs.
Obama is busy and cannot take your case.





By the way:


How much you charge?
I don't think he can do anything about stupidity ...
He could help but that is saying a mouthful for him!
Hmm 57 times?Let me guess that was one per state?
HIV anyone?